| Playing pranks on the groom: what springs to mind? If | | | | store, buy a blow-up doll and name her Annie, Suzie if |
| it's wrapping a bare-bottomed stag to a lamppost in | | | | you prefer (hopefully you'll have one left over from |
| cling film, you could probably do with some fresh | | | | your Stag do). This joke requires the Bride's |
| inspiration. Read on. | | | | collaboration, since on the night of the honeymoon, |
| Simple stitch-up: You'll need a penny, it will become the | | | | Annie will be waiting instead of the bride. You want to |
| most powerful penny you'll ever see. Every decision, | | | | cover her up well as you place her in the honeymoon |
| every choice, will be decided by this dirty old penny. | | | | bed. The best time to situate Annie is when the stag is |
| Another drink? Another club? Lap dance or get a | | | | in the bathroom preparing for his "Honeymoon Special". |
| round in? The penny decides, and there is a heavy | | | | Warning: do not attempt this prank without the bride's |
| forfeit if you disobey! | | | | coercion! |
| If the groom is having a Church wedding, write "HELP" | | | | The stag party is prime time prank opportunity. |
| on the soles of his shoes. When the bride and groom | | | | Whether you want to go for an elaborate |
| kneel at the alter, the groom's cry will be read by the | | | | planning-intensive stag stitch-up or an off-the-cuff |
| congregation while the happy couple remain oblivious. | | | | prank, make sure you know your groom's boundaries, |
| Cruel, but subtle, we like it. | | | | and for goodness sake, do not disfigure the poor chap. |
| One great trick comes to mind, but first you'll need the | | | | Hell hath on fury like a bride-to-be, so leave those |
| bride onside, and take a trip to an adult store. At the | | | | eyebrows intact. |